December 2011
quazza:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
Just came across a picture on facebook of a 16...
Why do I live on this planet
Anonymous asked: you and your boyfriend
Anonymous asked: you guys look like siblings
The only thing worse than a fake tanned bottle...
is a fat fake tanned bottle blonde in uggs
That awkward moment at work when you think your boss left and you begin to devour the pocketful of food you have behind the register and then he walks back in the door
BEDTIME
impossibleis:
I go to bed early on breaks because I am an inner 60 year old.
I am also an old lady
What on earth makes you think it would ever be...
Like seriously
Are you crazy
Do you think I don’t hate you
Lol gtfo
tayless:
xmasisntblue:
things I have accomplished in 2011:
gaining weight
burrowing deeper into depression and anxiety
start hating 98% of my friends
Omg why can’t all 99 of us be friends
This is my life
My boyfriend is adorable.
maryohh:
end of story.
f-ck--th-t--sh-t asked: laura, i love you! what happened to us!
